Was tagged by Luciole and Thumper.
JONAS CLARKE
1.Jonas Clarke is a dick.
2.Jonas Clarke will never finish his book.
3.Jonas Clarke hates adventures.
4.Jones Clarke is best friends with Samantha because she ran screaming into him one very fateful night. He is best friends with Skye Jones because Skye has a plane and seems to be a pretty cool bro.
5.Jonas Clarke is the Chosen One. Kind of.
6.Jonas Clarke just looks like an emo kid. He really isn’t.
7.Jonas Clarke is pretty. Not handsome, pretty. He’s basically an emaciated j-rockstar bishie.
8.Jonas Clarke is sarcastic, rude and generally unpleasant to be around.
9.And yet, in the end, Jonas Clarke is strangely loyal.
WOLFE
1.Wolfe is a very quiet, very introverted person. He’s also a very big coward when Lyco isn’t present and enjoys using tiny British professors as shields.
2.Wolfe is tall. So he’s a tall, ex-Nazi Austrian professor.
3.Wolfe has a demon inside of him named Lyco. Lyco is a dick and enjoys taking control of Wolfe and taking him to gay-bars and make him dance with glowsticks and hit on young men in a gay German-accent.
4.Wolfe likes to read.
5.Wolfe like messing with people in the head when he’s bored, typically in collaboration with Lyco. Usually it’s a tagteam effort.
6.Wolfe enjoys nice cars like any good German.
7.Wolfe absolutely loathes being called “Wolfie” unless it’s by Jurek’s children as to them he is known as “Uncle Wolfie”.
8.Wolfe is an angst-ridden fail-boat at the worst of times. But he is kind, gentle and warm at the best of times.
9.Wolfe has died three times. Once in 1945, once again in Red Square by Stalin’s soldiers in ‘52 and a very unfortunate 3rd time in the year 1970 while attempting to cross the Hungarian border into Austria.
LYCO
1.Lyco is a demon that existed almost three thousand years ago. He was locked away and could only appear when summoned.
2.Lyco’s driving experience consists of a chariot and horseback. He believes that with this experience, he is liable to be an amazing driver.
3.Lyco can only exist in a solid form is Wolfe is unconscious or sleeping something akin to a log. If Wolfe is very awake, Lyco can only control shadows.
4.Lyco’s hosts have included Wolfe (the English General), Joan of Arc, Philip the II of Spain and Robespierre. He is the “voices” in their head.
5.There is only one person Lyco is scared of and that is Miss Verdict. Some call it sexual tension; Lyco just refers to it as murderous intent.
6.Lyco has an American accent, not Roman one. Usually when he’s talking through Wolfe, it’s very easy to tell the difference.
7.Wolfe and Lyco have a complex relationship. When they aren’t fighting and Wolfe is recovering from a drunken night, memories of Jurek or just general angst, Lyco will usually clean the apartment and make tea.
8.Lyco is blond, thin and has a grin that’s conquered and destroyed nations.
9.The demon enjoys strawberry smoothies
I tag Luciole again for Alderic OR one of her OCs from CSN. Aaand vaudeville and Morwick and they can choose from their oodles of OCs XD
--
I'm afraid of 9 out of 72 common fears.
[] the dark
[] staying single forever
[x] being a parent
[] giving birth
[] being myself in front of others.
[] open spaces
[] closed spaces
[] heights
[] dogs
[] birds
[] fish
[] spiders
[] flowers or other plants
So far: 1
[x] being touched
[] fire
[] deep water
[] snakes
[] silk
[] the ocean
[x] failure
[] success
[] thunder/lightning
[] frogs/toads
[] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
[] boyfriends/girlfriends mom
[] rats
[] jumping from high places
[] snow
So far: 2
[] rain
[] wind
[] crossing hanging bridges
[] death
[] heaven
[x] being robbed
[] falling
[] clowns
[x] dolls
[] large crowds of people
[] men
[] women
[] having great responsibilities
[] doctors, including ESPECIALLY dentists
[] tornadoes
So far: 4
[] hurricanes
[x] incurable diseases
[] sharks
[] Friday the 13th
[x] ghosts
[] poverty
[] Halloween
[] school
[] trains
[] odd numbers
[] even numbers
[] being alone
[] becoming blind
[x] becoming deaf
[] growing up
So far: 8
[] creepy noises in the night
[] bee stings
[x] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[] needles
[] blood
[] dinosaurs
[] the welcome mat
[] high speed
[] throwing up
[] falling in love
TOTAL: 9
If you wish to post this in your journal, it's been requested that you title it I'm afraid of __ out of 72 common fears
If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend some counselling
If you get more than 20, you’re paranoid.
If you get 10-20, you are normal.
If you get 10 or less, you’re fearless.
People who don’t have any are liars.